Is any of this real?

Does it matter? Buy $EXISTO. A token for when you're having an existential crisis but still need to afford having an existential crisis.

Welcome to The Void.

It's surprisingly comfortable here.

// The Premise

You stare at the charts. The charts stare back. You ask, "What is my purpose?" The universe replies with a 1-minute candle wick. $EXISTO is the answer you didn't know you were looking for. It's not financial advice; it's philosophical validation. Buying is therapy. Selling is performance art.

// The Mindset

Embrace the nihilistic opportunism of our generation. We're building a community on the Solana blockchain, united by crippling self-doubt and the thrill of a potential 100x. We find meaning in the meaninglessness. And make money from it. Maybe.

Tokenomics of Despair

Numbers in an indifferent universe.

1 Billion $EXISTO

Total Supply. Finite, just like your fleeting mortal existence.

0% / 0%

Buy & Sell Tax. The universe is already taxing enough on your soul.

Liquidity Burnt

LP tokens are sent to a burn address. An eternal flame in the darkness.

// SPL Token Mint Address

6nek7wEP1QUE2K4RcLHEJAV1djSk94mLaDnkk1EYpump

How to Cope

A 3-step guide to embracing financial nihilism.

01.

Get a Wallet

Download a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare. This will be the new container for your digital dread and potential riches.

02.

Get Some SOL

Fund your wallet with SOL, the native currency of Solana. This is the fuel for your journey into the abyss. You can buy it on any major exchange.

03.

Swap for $EXISTO

Go to a DEX like Jupiter or Raydium. Paste our token address, swap your SOL for $EXISTO, and officially join the collective crisis.